CBS Rebrands as Village Idiot Broadcasting System

New CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil rode into town this week with a promise: less expertise, more idiots: “We’ve taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American,” Dokoupil announced. “We put to…

Two U.S. cybersecurity professionals plead guilty in BlackCat/Alphv ransomware case

Two U.S. cybersecurity professionals pleaded guilty to charges tied to their roles in BlackCat/Alphv ransomware attacks. The U.S. cybersecurity professionals Ryan Goldberg and Kevin Martin pleaded guilty to charges tied to their roles in BlackCat/Alphv ransomware attacks that occurred in 2023. Court records show Ryan Goldberg, Kevin Martin, and a co-conspirator deployed ALPHV BlackCat ransomware […]

Elon Musk Says Deport All the Elon Musks

Elon Musk on January 1, 2026 decided to attack himself and warn America he should be deported: The man warning about a “flood” of illegal immigration didn’t have legal authorization to work when he started companies entangled in charg…

Tesla Keep Crossing Over Double Yellow to Crash Head-on Into Traffic

It’s a pattern hard to miss. This one happened today. …collision happened shortly after 11 a.m. Friday on West Pontiac Trail near Huntley Drive involving a 2022 Tesla and a 2010 Honda Odyssey, according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Offic…

Covenant Health data breach after ransomware attack impacted over 478,000 people

Covenant Health suffered a ransomware attack by the Qilin group in May 2025, compromising data of over 478,000 individuals. Covenant Health, Inc., based in Andover, Massachusetts, is a healthcare organization that provides medical services and patient care. Covenant Health operates hospitals, clinics, or related healthcare facilities in multiple states, including Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, […]