First Layered Cake; I like people with large libraries and data sets for me to play with

Once upon a time I called the FBI asking for a job and help with an unencryptable quantum communication system. After a brief hold, the FBI said they were interested, but only if I had patents. So I got in touch with the U.S. Patent Office looking for a lawyer. I was told that nobody in the office could understand the content, nature, or purpose of my design. Subsequently, my patent lawyer said we would focus only on content the office could understand, which was obfuscation. My lawyer said I’m a natural at obfuscation. So here’s a small portion of cake.

Sky Blue, Red, Dark Yellow, Bright Yellow, Sky Blue, Bright Green, Grey, Dark Green, Orange, Bright Yellow, Grey, Brown, Bright Yellow, Red, Pale Blue, Brown, Brown, Blank, Dark Green, Red, Bright Yellow, Blank, Orange, Dark Yellow, Grey, Dark Blue, Brown

171/17/1, 54/4/2, 121/8/3, 23/2/4, 103/1/3, 203/1/2, 246/19/29, 70/2/7, 238/2/4, 204/3/5, 2/1/1, 38/1/6, 42/6/3, 82/12/21, 182/2/11, 233/3/2, 215/2/3, 71/3/2, 205/11/35, 153/1/44, 184/1/7, 203/3/3, 221/2/1, 263/1/2, 2/1/1

162/2/3, 94/2/1, 291/4/1, 94/43/57, 543/2/4, 466/4/3, 666/5/3, 507/5/10, 444/25/1, 414/4/1, 371/1/2, 666/3/8, 617/4/2, 602/3/3, 95/2/1, 54/1/3, 49/4/4, 666/5/1, 497/27/6, 399/8/11, 430/2/19, 374/2/4, 208/2/5, 143/4/4, 294/3/2, 333/3/3, 31/1/4, 96/7/2, 103/7/4, 83/8/2, 107/1/5, 127/1/2, 122/1/1, 134/2/5, 534/2/2, 585/8/2, 162/1/1, 179/11/1, 196/3/1, 211/1/2, 226/2/2, 435/49/10, 451/1/5, 466/3/1, 506/2/2, 149/1/2, 611/2/4, 646/3/3, 680/4/3, 637/15/1, 626/4/3, 695/1/6, 248/6/3, 287/4/5, 471/9/2, 534/3/3, 489/3/4, 319/6/4, 466/16/4, 475/1/2, 387/4/3, 371/3/1, 520/2/3, 364/3/1, 242/4/2, 561/7/6, 287/1/3, 621/1/3, 307/2/3, 447/2/5, 534/3/7, 190/2/3, 197/1/4, 506/1/2, 561/7/2, 19/1/3, 404/2/1, 416/1/1, 94/4/2, 582/1/5, 178/3/4, 258/4/1, 620/4/2, 160/2/5, 195/1/4, 254/4/1, 178/1/8, 108/1/2, 598/4/6, 198/2/5, 566/2/2, 595/2/12, 96/4/3, 399/6/3, 549/1/3, 151/2/2, 403/1/5, 319/2/6, 242/2/4, 94/1/3, 254/6/2, 290/4/1, 151/3/3, 581/2/4, 618/1/5, 417/2/3, 560/2/1, 310/3/15, 197/1/1, 407/1/7, 318/10/9

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