Hacking the Universe with Quantum Encraption

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Quantum Physics Community:   I want you to make a Pseudorandom Number Generator!   And why not!  I’m just a crypto nerd working on computers, I only get a few discrete bits and a handful of mathematical operations.  You have such an enormous bag of tricks to work with!  You’ve got a continuous domain, trigonometry, complex numbers, eigenvectors…you could make a PRNG for the universe!  Can…

July 26, 2017
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Read My Lips: Let’s Kill 0Day

0day is cool.  Killing 0day, sight unseen, at scale — that’s cooler. If you agree with me, you might be my kind of defender, and the upcoming O’Reilly Security Conference(s) might be your kind of cons. Don’t get me wrong.  Offense is critical.  Defense without Offense is after all just Compliance.  But Defense could use a home.  The Blue Team does not always have to be the away team. So…

May 13, 2016
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The Cryptographically Provable Con Man

It’s not actually surprising that somebody would claim to be the creator of Bitcoin.  Whoever “Satoshi Nakamoto” is, is worth several hundred million dollars.  What is surprising is that credible people were backing Craig Wright’s increasingly bizarre claims.  I could speculate why, or I could just ask.  So I mailed Gavin Andresen, Chief Scientist of the Bitcoin Foundation, “What the heck?”: What is going on here? There’s clear unambiguous cryptographic evidence of fraud and you’re…

May 4, 2016
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Validating Satoshi (Or Not)

SUMMARY: Yes, this is a scam.  Not maybe.  Not possibly. Wright is pretending he has Satoshi’s signature on Sartre’s writing.  That would mean he has the private key, and is likely to be Satoshi.  What he actually has is Satoshi’s signature on parts of the public Blockchain, which of course means he doesn’t need the private key and he doesn’t  need to be Satoshi.  He just needs to make you think Satoshi signed something else…

May 2, 2016
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I Might Be Afraid Of This Ghost

CVE-2015-7547 is not actually the first bug found in glibc’s DNS implementation.  A few people have privately asked me how this particular flaw compares to last year’s issue, dubbed “Ghost” by its finders at Qualys.  Well, here’s a list of what that flaw could not exploit: apache, cups, dovecot, gnupg, isc-dhcp, lighttpd, mariadb/mysql, nfs-utils, nginx, nodejs, openldap, openssh, postfix, proftpd, pure-ftpd, rsyslog, samba, sendmail, sysklogd, syslog-ng, tcp_wrappers, vsftpd, xinetd. And here are the…

February 21, 2016
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A Skeleton Key of Unknown Strength

TL;DR:  The glibc DNS bug (CVE-2015-7547) is unusually bad.  Even Shellshock and Heartbleed tended to affect things we knew were on the network and knew we had to defend.  This affects a universally used library (glibc) at a universally used protocol (DNS).  Generic tools that we didn’t even know had network surface (sudo) are thus exposed, as is software written in programming languages designed explicitly to be safe. Who can…

February 20, 2016
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Defcon 23: Let’s End Clickjacking

So, my Defcon talk, ultimately about ending clickjacking by design. TL:DR: The web is actually fantastic, and one of the cool things about it is the ability for mutually distrusting entities to share the same browser, or even the same web page. What’s not so cool is that embedded content has no idea what’s actually being presented to the user — Paypal could have a box that says “Want to…

August 9, 2015
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Safe Computing In An Unsafe World: Die Zeit Interview

So some of the more fun bugs involve one team saying, “Heh, we don’t need to validate input, we just pass data through to the next layer.”  And the the next team is like, “Heh, we don’t need to validate input, it’s already clean by the time it reaches us.”  The fun comes when you put these teams in the same room.  (Bring the popcorn, but be discreet!) Policy and…

June 22, 2015
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Talking with Stewart Baker

So I went ahead and did a podcast with Stewart Baker, former general counsel for the NSA and actually somebody I have a decent amount of respect for (Google set me up with him during the SOPA debate, he understood everything I had to say, and he really applied some critical pressure publicly and behind the scenes to shut that mess down).  Doesn’t mean I agree with the guy on everything….

June 12, 2015
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