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The signature green train – nicknamed the “moving fortress” – crossed the border into China on Tuesday, according to South Korea’s Yonhap news agency.
All 21 carriages feature tinted windows to obscure the identities of those on board – including what the Supreme Leader gets up to on his travels.
Each carriage is completely bulletproof which protects the rarely travelled despot but also results in the train being thousands of pounds heavier than normal.
This means it goes a measly 37mph – leaving Kim and his team onboard for around 20 hours as they make the 807-mile trip.
Kim may chose to spend his time on board is any one of his dozens of private bedrooms.
Some of the rooms are reportedly said to be packed with beautiful “lady conductors” – taken from the ranks of Kim’s hand-picked “Pleasure Brigade”.
The woman are said to be examined by a doctor to check if they are still virgins before being allowed to join the the troupe known as “Gippeumjo”.
Conference rooms, an audience chamber and flat screen televisions are also on board.
A luxury restaurant fitted out with top national chefs reportedly serves fine French wines and dishes like fresh lobster.
In true tyrannical style, Kim is even expected to have bought his portable toilet with him for the trip.
He rarely leaves his grand palace without the portaloo out of fear of using public toilets due to what he may leave behind.
As part of a mammoth security operation, Kim’s team don’t allow him to use foreign bathrooms so his excretions can’t be obtained and studied by international officials.
Putin has a similar method to avoid any updates on his health leaking as he reportedly has a personal “toilet searcher” who is responsible for collecting his “bodily waste”.
State media photos showed Kim just before he departed for Beijing.
He was stood with senior officials taking a cigarette break next to the railway beast.
A second image saw Kim sat in a wood-panelled office in front of a large gold crest with the North Korean flag sat behind him.
On his desk sat a gold-embossed laptop, several telephones, a box of cigarettes and what appears to be hand sanitiser in bottles.
Kim travelled alongside senior party and government officials, including Foreign Minister Choe Son-hui.